1.Wargasm

Wargasm, wargasm one, two, three
Tie a yellow ribbon around the amputee
Masturbate watch it on TV
Crocodile tears for the refugee
Wargasm, wargasm one, two, three
Smutty, bloody pictures, ecstasy
Blue balls waiting impatiently
From Alcatraz to Lady Liberty
Body bags and dropping bombs
The pentagon knows how to turn us on
Wargasm, wargasm one, two, three
People, people, ecstasy
Wave those flags high in the air
As long as it takes place over there
Wargasm
Wargasm
Wargasm
Wargasm
Body bags and dropping bombs
The pentagon knows how to turn us on
Turn us on
Wargasm
Turn us on
Wargasm


2.Scrap

I met a skinhead named Scrap
He lived in my friend's garage
Everyday he's shaking that spray paint can
And comes out seeing stars

Grab a paper bag like an oxygen mask
Until your mind starts to gel
Cuz the ball in the can
Has a crazy beat
The funky dying brain cell

So he met some Christian's from hell
Who said, 'Let's go to Vegas man'
So he packed up his leather and his red beret
Into that big, bad Christian van

Use revival meetings like an oxygen tent
Till your mind starts to gel
Cuz the preacher thumps the bible
With a crazy beat
The funky dying brain cell

Well, he came back to the garage
But the garage, it wasn't there
And he dug metallic gold more than Luke and John
Now he's growing his hair

Grab a paper bag like an oxygen mask
Until your mind starts to gel
Cuz the ball in the can
Has a crazy beat
The funky dying brain cell


3.Pretend We're Dead

What's up with what's going down
In every city, in every town
Cramping styles is the plan
They've got us in the palm of every hand

When we pretend that we're dead
When we pretend that we're dead
They can't hear a word we've said
When we pretend that we're dead

Turn the tables with our unity
They neither moral nor majority
Wake up and smell the coffee
Or just say no to individuality

When we pretend that we're dead
When we pretend that we're dead
They can't hear a word we've said
When we pretend that we're dead

Come on, come on, come on come on

When we pretend that we're dead
When we pretend that we're dead
They can't hear a word we've said
When we pretend that we're dead


4.Diet Pill

My diet pill is wearing off
My diet pill is wearing off

Cos Victor's in the bed
Sewn in the sheets with thread
The twins are in the car
The frying pan is red

Calgon can't take me away
No, Calgon can't take me away
From the things that I did today

Cos Victor's in the bed
Sewn in the sheets with thread
The twins are in the car
The frying pan is red

I'm outta here
I'm so outta here
I'm outta here

I think the swelling is going down
I said I think that the swelling is going down
Two hundred dollars to leave this town

Cos Victor's in the bed
Sewn in the sheets with thread
The twins are in the car
The frying pan is red
I'm outta here
I'm so outta here
I'm outta here


5.Everglade

Glade told her ma, 'Home scene's lame'
'I gotta go head into town, blow some steam at the rock show'
Sneak through the back door and head for the pit
Then some drunk, stupid loser started giving her shit

Redneck's on parade
Don't cross my line
Says Everglade
Everglade

He was whipping through the pit
Knocked her into the stage
She said, 'Have your fun,
But stop being so lame.'
This guy was drunk, stupid
And he must have weighed a ton
Said, 'Get out of here girly,
I'm just trying to have some fun.'

So you wanna have some fun
Well, break out the big guns
Redneck's on parade
Don't cross my line
Says Everglade
Everglade

He kept it up, his fists started flying
They dodged each punch, as he kept trying
Tripped on his own feet and hit the floor
Glade got to pushing and rolled him out the door
So you wanna have some fun?
Well break out the big guns
Rednecks on parade
Don't cross my line
Says Everglade


6.Slide

I put your stuff out on the porch - lettin' you slide
You pissed in your pants and put out the torch - lettin' you
slide
You splattered the bathroom with your hair dye - lettin' you
slide
I'm a kickin' you out and you know why

Yeah, i been letting you slide
You been along for the ride

You put your cane into my amp - lettin' you slide
When it comes to losers, you're the champ - lettin' you slide
From my garden I pull your weed - lettin' you slide
Your stupid ego i will not feed - no

Yeah, i been letting you slide
You been along for the ride
Yeah, i been letting you slide
You've been a thorn in my side

I put your stuff out on the porch - lettin' you slide
You pissed in your pants and you put out the torch - lettin' you
slide
You splattered the bathroom with your hair dye - lettin' you
slide
I'm a kickin' you out and you know why.. Boy

Yeah, i been letting you slide
You been along for the ride
Yeah, i been letting you slide
You've been a thorn in my side

Get on outta here boy
Took me three weeks to clean my bathroom
You know these amps don't grow on trees


7.One More Thing

I've just 'bout had enough
I'm drowning from too much stuff
I get scared when the telephone rings
Someone complaining about one more thing

One more thing
Yeah it's one more thing
One more thing to put in line
One more thing to waste my time
One more thing that i can't take
One more thing and i'm gonna break

You need more, well get in line
Too many things grabbin' at my time
Tell your brother right out flat
Then I'll have to throw your badge

One more thing
Yeah you're one more thing
One more thing to put in line
One more thing to waste my time
One more thing that i can't take
One more thing and I'm gonna break
Yeah you're one more thing
Yeah, you're one more thing

Fix my engine and the tire goes flat
It's one more thing that I can't have
Politics messing with my rights
There's nothing fun to do tonight

One more thing, it's one more thing
It's one more thing to put in line
one more thing to waste my time
One more thing that I can't take
one more thing and I'm gonna break
It's one more thing... it's one more thing
it's one more thing... it's one more thing


8.Mr. Integrity

stranded in the streets of san francisco
a rust car pulled along side of me
i looked behind the wheel
and i started to squeal
an idol's face was staring at me

don't preach to me
Mr. integrity

sittin' shotgun,
out of my brain
our muffler draggin'
through the art ghettos
stepped on the gas
gums started to flap
punk rock manifestoes
spittin', fumin',
streets are filled with so much glass
that i wanted to break
eyes spinnin' 'round
as my feet shook the ground
like the san francisco earthquake

don't preach to me
Mr.. integrity
don't preach to me
Mr. integrity
i'm not the enemy
please don't preach to me
Mr. integrity

don't preach to me
Mr.. integrity
i'm not the enemy-- no
please don't preach to me
Mr.. integrity


9.Monster

Come on over
It's getting late
It's time to fish
No time to cut bait
Ghoulish passion you inspire
With your kind of trouble
I'll never tire

Monster
(monster in me)
Bring out the monster
(monster in me)
Monster
(monster in me)
Bring out the monster
(monster in me)
You bring out
The monster in me

In a world full of disposable icons
All the jokers with the phony come-ons
I know I can depend on you
Cause when we're together, we're hurtin' crew

We don't need to look for trouble
My partner in crime, my insanity double
When life takes a turn from bad to worse
You're always there, my loveable curse


10.Shitlist

When i get mad
And i get pissed
I grab my pen
And i write out a list
Of all the people
That won't be missed
You've made my shitlist

For all the ones
Who bum me out
Shitlist
For all the ones
Who fill my head with doubt
Shitlist
For all the squares who get me pissed
Shitlist
You've made my shitlist

Shitlist
Shitlist

When i get mad
And i get pissed
Shitlist
I grab my pen
And write out a list
Shitlist
Of all you assholes
Who won't be missed
Shitlist
You've made my shitlist

Shitlist
Shitlist


11.This Ain't Pleasure

No raving beauty
She's got a good heart
He's got escaping
Down to an art

This ain't pleasure
Don't ask why
This ain't pleasure
And monkeys can't fly

She's an infection
A stain on his soul
He's her addiction
They're out of control

This ain't pleasure
Don't ask why
This ain't pleasure
And monkeys can't fly